2008 Chicago Cubs
May
19
When my brother-in-law Nathan and I watch the Cubbies play, we like to come up with nicknames for all the players. Here's what we have so far:
- Kerry "Knock-on" Wood
- Alfonso "Canker" Soriano
- Mark "Pon" DeRosa
- Geovany "Han" Soto / "Cream" Soto / "Quasi"soto
- Ryan Theriot "Theriots of fire"
- Derrek Lee: "D-Lee-cious"
- Felix "Meat" Pie / "Pittsburgh" Pie
- Aramis Rameriz: "Ram Job"
- Kosuke Fukudome "Super-dome" (prounounced: "Super Dough May")
- Jason "Grand" Marquis
- Carlos Marmol "ade"
- Bob Howry"doin'?"
- Michael "Brat" Wuertz
- Ted Lilly "pad"
- Kevin Hart "baseball"
- Rich "on the" Hill / Rich "One Tree" Hill
- Ronny Cedeno "to drugs"
- Mike Fontenot "Mike Fonte-yes"
- Daryle "Psyche" Ward
- "I can't" Reed Johnson
- Ryan "Garbage" Dempster
- Sean "air" Marshall
- Matt Murton "chops"
Feel free to add your nicknames in the comments below.










