Tricklin

When my brother-in-law Nathan and I watch the Cubbies play, we like to come up with nicknames for all the players. Here's what we have so far:

• Kerry "Knock-on" Wood
• Alfonso "Canker" Soriano
• Mark "Pon" DeRosa
• Geovany "Han" Soto / "Cream" Soto / "Quasi"soto
• Ryan Theriot "Theriots of fire"
• Derrek Lee: "D-Lee-cious"
• Felix "Meat" Pie / "Pittsburgh" Pie
• Aramis Rameriz: "Ram Job"
• Kosuke Fukudome "Super-dome" (prounounced: "Super Dough May")
• Jason "Grand" Marquis
• Carlos Marmol "ade"
• Bob Howry"doin'?"
• Michael "Brat" Wuertz
• Ted Lilly "pad"
• Kevin Hart "baseball"
• Rich "on the" Hill / Rich "One Tree" Hill
• Ronny Cedeno "to drugs"
• Mike Fontenot "Mike Fonte-yes"
• Daryle "Psyche" Ward
• "I can't" Reed Johnson
• Ryan "Garbage" Dempster
• Sean "air" Marshall
• Matt Murton "chops"

Feel free to add your nicknames in the comments below.